The Female Rip Van Winkle

Last night I dreamed that I'd fallen asleep for 37 years, and when I woke up, I looked exactly the same, in fact, better - no wrinkles, no gray hair, no astigmatism - and the people I returned to were unimpressed.

I think they were glad to see me up and awake, but 37 years is a long time to be away.

I usually don't want to wake up out of dreams....

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